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BREATHING DEEP IN QUEBEC
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​            Driving through the Quebec farmlands’ fresh-cut hay scent, that deliciously sweet perfume that elicits a childhood memory – the wafting scent of Fig Newtons – I laugh aloud. Here I am in an idyllic plowland, visiting long-remembered moments a half-century away. The hayfields dotted with bright white bales, vast, jam-packed corn rows, multi-acre potato patches, cow, goat, and sheep dairies, fromage creameries, and artisan distilleries along St. Laurence from Montreal to Quebec simply overwhelm me. I’m twenty-four again and seeing it all again for the first time.

​            Perfect... hard work and scrupulous dedication to raising nourishment from the soil.
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​            Looming above the treeline ahead, I’m delighted to see the usual marker of most towns; a towering church spire, usually denoting the center of the settlement. Religion was central to building all this and these chapels have not been transformed into second-hand stores, restaurants, or trendy hipster digs. Faith strengthened these people, guided them, and brought comfort, sense, and meaning.

​            At a farmstand, I met a man who noticed my damaged ankle limp and struck up a conversation. “Ankle brace?” he asked. “Do you have?” I was a bit taken aback, but when thrown into conversation, I always land on my feet. “No. Surgery. Soon.” He nodded and looked for the right word, “Ah! Andy Murray? The Tennis Andy Murray? You know? Ankle brace, both ankles.”

​            ​If this encounter had occurred in Trenton or Greensboro or San Diego, I would have found it notably forward, unprompted. But as we spoke, I learned he is an ER doctor and a politically active Quebecois. Seeing the disabled veteran license plate on my car, he grew somber and said, “Thank you for serving.” That was a first for me… has this salutation crossed the border? As I acknowledged him, he looked troubled. “And where?” I said, “Vietnam. Two tours.”

​            I swear, he reacted as though gut-punched, as if he had received some terrible news, and shook his head pitifully. “Thank you.” He repeated.  I just nodded, embarrassed that he was visibly upset. I had no idea what this man’s life has been, what his ties to that sorry time were, so I held a silent moment. Then it all came back to me… during Nam, Canada supplied materiel to the U.S., but barred Canadians from joining the conflict. Despite this law, some 30-40,000 Canadians deployed to Nam and fought alongside American troops. Meanwhile, around 30,000 American men fled to Canada to avoid military service.

​            I was based at one of the Michelin Rubber Plantations in Dong Nai. There is shared pain.

​            We stood there. A Quebecois proud of his province and an American proud of his country. I looked at Quebec as a first-rate example of what America once was and hoped my new friend didn’t see the burgeoning dystopia in American cities as a prognosis of his province’s future.

​            The road called. We shook hands. I bid him, “Be well…”


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