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     Forty goddamned years of stanky, rag-assed numbskulls protesting in the streets and you'd think those shmucks could think up a couple new chants? 

     I will read your emails, correct your spelling, comment on your inept use of grammar and that damned predilection to used tired clichés. (e.g., "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little!")

     Maybe... MAYBE I'll post your 2 cents worth. (probably an over estimation of worth at this point.) if it's funny, makes a brilliant point or is so laughably illiterate we can't help turning it into a piece of postable mockery.


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