martinhiggins.com is a leisure activity of Halliburton. There, are you happy now? Go tell all your swampgas, moonbat conspiracy acquaintwnces that you know the real story behind the site. Hell, stage a rally. Carry signs and do that moronic "Hey-hey, Ho-ho, martinhiggns.com has got to go!" horsecrap.
Forty goddamned years of stanky, rag-assed numbskulls protesting in the streets and you'd think those shmucks could think up a couple new chants? Somebody call Maya Angelou, she's always coming up with cockamamie shit. Let her start with the "2-4-6-8-" nonsense - if she can count that high.
I will read your emails, correct your spelling, comment on your inept use of grammar and that damned predilection to used tired clichés. Maybe... MAYBE I'll post your 2 cents worth. (probably an over estimation of worth at this point.) if it's funny, makes a brilliant point or is so laughably illiterate we can't help turning it into a piece of postable mockery.
If you enter one of my contests and win a prize, you'll receive it with a week or two unless you start pestering me, then you'll be shit-out-of-luck. This isn't FedEx, Friend. If you are an Inflato-American and you want to rag my ass about your YOUR fat ass and how it's your right/pride/genetic disorder/only fault/post-partum tummy/thyroid acting up - save it for someone who cares - call Rosie O' or Oprah. They're both in the phone book between Obese Auto Detailing and Overweight Porta-San Service.
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