Haiku Limericks

Dave dwells in a cave

Sex involves his dead girlfriend

His savings are great

Skinner and his girl

The question, "what was in her?"

Pre-feast?  Post-coital?

Exeter beauty

Men crane their necks to see her

Brandishing penii

After seed pack lunch

Tufts of green behind, in front

Weeds, weeds, weeds, weeds, weeds!

Seashore plumber's date

Asks him status of approach

Yes, he's arriving!

Young man, excuse me

Which way to Chattanooga?

Oh yes, twenty-nine

Use these numbers for

California and highway

Your mileage may vary

Bends steel in his hands

disguised as Clark Kent fights a

Never ending battle

Where have flowers gone?

Young girls picked them every one

Will they ever learn?

I, rubber. You, glue

What ever you say bounces

Off me, onto you