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Lament

by

Martin Higgins

 

This is God.

May I have your attention please?

The man standing before you, struggling at the microphone,

Has been kind enough to yield,

His mortal body to me for exactly 2 minutes and 34 seconds.

So the words that I speak through his lips,

And the concerns that I have about all of you,

Hang in the air with his voice,

Your attention, and the smell of 3 dollar a cup coffee...

Blending, creating a sacri-acri-monious mist of discontent,

Which will unsettle, slowly, in your adequate minds.

 

I am not happy with most of you.

 

As you may know, I speak through all of you,

From time to time,

As much as needed, as the whim strikes me, as your folly demands,

Whenever people claim to hear me,

And their hearts color my words to sell something...

Wealth, Happiness, Power, Redemption… Endowment… even War.

Then I help them, I lift them high,

Up onto a warehouse assembly table,

Or into the bed of a pickup truck,

Or guide them smack into the middle of a blood-hungry throng,

Or confidently, up to their mark in a television studio,

Where they usually bray like a jackass - my most beloved creature, by the way,

My most perfect creation.  Right after poets.

Who have been blessed by nature with the ability to bray like their long-eared brothers,

With or without out my help.

 

Where was I?  Oh, yes, of course, I'm everywhere.  But on to my point.

 

Let me touch upon the issue of prayer for a moment.

One of your moments, that is,

Or I will be wrapping up this lament

To a room full of dusty skulls.

 

Why do 93.157% of your calls to me,

Come from less than a dozen locations?

County Jail holding cells and chilly marriage beds,

Sobriety checkpoints and grade school classrooms,

Long lottery lines and craggy clifftops,

Shoulder-crowded Chevy vans racing through Escondido,

L-1011's aborting a windshear-stalled takeoff,

Old age home Sundays and Oval Office Mondays.

 

Another 6.310 % from birthing rooms and post-op recovery,

Golden anniversaries and first dates,

And lawns covered with anxious March crocuses,

Too bloom-happy to fear the capricious Spring snow.

 

By the way, standing with a flock of other people,

Mumbling away absently on a Sunday morning under Star or Steeple,

Is like having a bunch of near-friends and strangers,

Sing "Happy Birthday to You!" in a Round Table Pizza Parlor.

Like the food, it fills,

But sits heavy on the heart.

 

So I'm left with 0.533%, call it 1/2 of 1%,

(Make a note here - from now on, .533% also shall be 1/2 of 1%!) 

This paltry pack, who just want to talk, 

Who just want to tell me how they feel,

How they love, how they grow,

How it is to be human -

Fearing, and failing and lying, faithless.

Faithless in the face of each instant alive,

On a flyspeck green planet,

Lost in a boundless universe where each of you would die,

Like a fish on the beach, in the blink of an eye.

 

My eye.

 

These flesh failures that prod you are the very things I created you for!

The things I cannot be.

Weak,

Confused,

Ignorant,

Prideful.

 

When you call out for me, for love, for truth,

For success, for faith, for luck...

Your need creates these, my mirror blessings,

That bring me my joy, in re-creation,

And opens my heart to you, in your need,

My mind to you, in your invention,

My soul to you, in your wandering,

My love to you, in your loneliness.

 

Well, the man standing in front of you,

When he rouses from his stupor,

Will believe he has just read another of his dreary,

"My life has been hard, my love has been in vain..." poems,

That, between you and me,

Makes me miss the Jack-ass.

Who, for all his kicking,

Occasionally has the common sense to

Shut the fuck up. 

 

And not try to speak for me.

 

So, On with the show.

 

 

 

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Martin Higgins

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