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Totalbull.com

From 1997 through 1998 John C. Dvorak and I produced a website known as TotalBull.com.  

It showcased my satirical and parody pieces, edited and published by John.

We had a huge underground following and were only a few weeks from ordering satin jackets with an embroidered TotalBull.com on the back and our nicknames in script on the front. 

But, a tragic virtual Christmas Tree fire on the site reduced most of the HTML to  SGML which is actually a more powerful predecessor of HTML, but lacked the requisite language to hard code punchlines and wisecracks. 

The domain name was eventually lost, the office cats were released in Berkeley on a dark and stormy night and the surviving pages packed in alternating layers of waxed paper and baby powder.

Recently, these nearly-forgotten gems were nearly-remembered by the manager of the Loc `N Go Storage Center while spraying for field mice. "Pick `em up or they go in the dumpster." he said in an otherwise cheerful phone message.

The boxes of webpages have been reconstituted and reside here.  The office cats have been found (along with their 50+ kittens, and TotalBull.com is being reincarnated as SacredBurgers.com (Bite-Sized Pieces Of American Bull!)

For a look at what TB.com originally looked like, beginning with an index of select issues CLICK HERE.

For an adorable kitten, CLICK HERE.