	Answer each question by considering how you feel right now!
1	Do you make thoughtless remarks or accusations which later you regret?
2	What was that you just muttered, you filthy assclown?
3	Do you browse through foreign language dictionaries or railway timetables just for pleasure?
4	*Do you know what time the Chemin de Fer* leaves for Newark?**
5	Do you often make thoughtless statements?
6	Did you REALLY mean to answer that last question like that?
7	Are you SURE?
8	Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason for it?
9	Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles that are logical?
10	Are your actions considered unpredictable by other people?
11	Jesus, why in the world did you choose THAT answer?
12	Would you choose a job where you'd never have to make decisions?
13	How the hell would you be able to do that?
14	Do you normally let the other person start the conversation?
15	Don't you think it's about time you did?
16	Would the idea of inflicting pain on small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing?
17	Would the idea of inflicting pain on small animals or fish prompt you to have a lot of pets?
18	Do you speak slowly?
19	What's THAT all about?
20	Do your past failures still worry you?
21	Even that so-called "experiment" with your college dorm roommate?
22	Do you believe you could give a valid “snap judgment”?
23	Want a job on the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals?
24	Do you find yourself being extra-active for periods lasting several days?
25	Know where I can score a gram or two?
26	Come on, I'm cool.
27	Do you have a small circle of close friends, rather than a large number of friends?
28	Do you have a close circle of large friends, rather than a number of small friends?
29	Do you often sing or whistle just for the fun of it?
30	Do you have any idea how retarded you look when you do that?
31	Do you make efforts to get others to laugh and smile?
32	Have you tried your "singing or whistling like a retard" for them?
33	Is your life a constant struggle for survival?
34	Now don't you wish you studied harder instead of playing basketball every day?
35	Do you enjoy telling people the latest scandal about your associates?
36	*What was it? Was it what's-her-name* and the Boss?**
37	Are you sometimes considered by others a “spoilsport”?
38	Why should you care what a bunch of whiny losers think anyway?
39	Do you think there are people who are unfriendly toward you and work against you?
40	Who told you about them, the refrigerator?
41	Could you agree to “strict discipline”?
42	How about a light spanking thing, then a quick "happy ending"?
43	Do you “circulate around” at a social gathering?
44	Is that because canapés give you gas?
45	Does the idea of talking in front of a large group of people make you nervous?
46	*Uh-huh... but talking behind their* backs is just as easy as pie, isn't it?**
47	*Do you often feel that people are looking at you* or talking about you behind your back?**
48	Ha-ha! When the shoe is on the other foot, it doesn't feel so comfortable, does it?
49	Have you any particular fear or hate?
50	Oh really? So you haven't heard about the cancer link to computer monitors made in Israel?
51	Do you take reasonable precautions to prevent accidents?
52	Oh my God, did you remember to shut off the oven?
53	Can you “start the ball rolling” at a social gathering?
54	Can you face the all people you insulted the next day?
55	Have you a set standard of courteous behavior for your family?
56	Does it apply to you?
57	When listening to a lecturer, do you sometimes feel that he is referring entirely to you?
58	Do you think he's cute?
59	Are you usually “up-to-date” on everyday affairs?
60	Quick, can you name Coldplay's drummer?
61	Do you consider the modern “prisons without bars” system doomed to failure?
62	Do you consider “prisons with no-host bars” doomed to failure?
63	Do you ever get a “dreamlike” feeling where life seems unreal?
64	Ever try drinking Olde English 800 through a soda straw?
65	When you criticize - do you at the same time try to encourage?
66	Screws people up, doesn't it?
67	Do you speedily recover from the effects of bad news?
68	You sure your headaches are normal and not the beginning of an inoperable brain tumor?
69	Do you keep “close contact” on articles of yours which you have loaned to friends?
70	Doesn't sound like much of a friendship, now, does it?
71	Does emotional music have quite an effect on you?
72	Do you think Kenny G is a good kisser?
73	Do you often “sit and think” about death, sickness, pain and sorrow?
74	*What's wrong with worrying while you walk? You want to lose that gut, don't you?*
75	Are you openly appreciative of beautiful things?
76	Why did you immediately think of large, pouting breasts?
77	Would you openly criticize faults in someone else’s character, wardrobe or handiwork?
78	Who the Hell do you think you are, Joan Rivers?
79	Do you greet people effusively?
80	Do you do this whenever you can't remember their first name?
81	Do you accept criticism easily and without resentment?
82	*Then, let me clue you in, you* are quite a disappointment! Don't you agree?**
83	Are you always collecting things which “might be useful”?
84	So, a broken toilet seat is something you just hang onto by storing it in the garage?
85	Do you sometimes give away articles which, strictly speaking, do not belong to you?
86	Can you spell thief?
87	Do you bite your fingernails or chew the end of your pencil?
88	Do you have ANY idea they've been?
89	Do you “turn up the volume” of your emotions just to create an effect?
90	Bit of a Drama Queen, eh?
91	During war do you feel sympathetic towards conscientious objectors?
92	Would you be willing to point them out to red-blooded Americans who have their head on right?
93	Do you ever get a single thought which hangs around for days?
94	Do you ever get a thought which hangs around for days OTHER than how to cheat a hooker?
95	Do you pay your debts and keep your promises when it is possible?
96	So, "when it's possible" is your lame excuse for being a deadbeat?
97	Do you sleep well?
98	*I mean, without drinking yourself stupid?*
99	Do you prefer to take a passive role in any club or organization to which you belong?
100	What are you doing Saturday night, Sweetcheeks?
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